The older I get, the more I find myself turning into the kind of irritating, opinionated, grumpy old woman I used to find so amusingly frustrating in my youth.
So here is a tongue-in-cheek ode to my own maturing grumpiness, along with a reverse alphabetical countdown of my top three modern life irritations at present, all written in haiku 🙂
Grumpy old woman…
Grumbles through each day,
Highlights fault in everything,
Finds joy in judgement.
Igniting my wrath,
Cold calls freeze my good nature,
Forge icy response.
A constant cacophony,
Assaults me daily.
Buy more than you can consume,